When I was younger

I was adamantly aware of the fact that the witch next door would often shape-shift and appear as her tabby cat to spy on us kids. I knew without a doubt that the ghost of an old soldier lived in my house on Van Houten street, and that aliens were absolutely watching us ALL OF THE TIME.

I’d like to say that much has changed, but it has not. The deer who frequents my yard has been missing for a couple of days now and I’m almost confident that Bigfoot is behind it. I’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, take in the fact that over 50% of Americans believe in ghosts and hang a horseshoe on your door (upside down of course).